I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Come see our sink grown plant.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
