I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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