is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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