I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize
