I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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