Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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