whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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