is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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