ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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