I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
