You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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