I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
