New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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