Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
