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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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