North Korea, Best Korea!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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