I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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