I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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