I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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