Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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