So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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