And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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