My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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