Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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