Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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