well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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