Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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