seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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