its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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