Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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