But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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