Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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