Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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