brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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