I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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