ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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