They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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