You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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