I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
