why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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