I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I understand Curling. That high.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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