yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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