Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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