I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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