her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You can't just leave with hair like that
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Shame - the story of my life.
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