I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
