Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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