Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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