I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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