I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have post one night stand depression
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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