I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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