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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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(631): View more from New York

his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores

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(219): View more from Indiana

I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public

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(980): View more from North Carolina

good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend

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(303): View more from Colorado

I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.

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